Experiments

A handful of small web experiments — toys, provocations, and mock-serious protocols. Each one stands on its own and opens in a new tab.

Pendulum Simulator

A harmonograph generator: tune the ratios, phase, and damping, watch the Lissajous figure resolve, then export it as PNG or SVG.

A mock-academic reading of the Three Little Pigs as recursive ontological failure — the huff-and-puff as a denial-of-service attack against reality.

Etherscan by way of the old Yahoo! homepage — a blockchain explorer reimagined as a late-'90s web portal.

A straight-faced manifesto advocating for canine representation — one paw at a time.